October 9, 2018
I had a cardiology appointment this afternoon. I was under the impression that I was getting a sticker that would monitor my heart rate for the next 30 days. Imagine my surprise when I got this rock like device attached to my chest. The first clue that this was not going to go well was when the nurse asked if she could “Sand my skin.” That was not pleasant. As she was attaching it to me, I started quoting the opening remarks from the 6 Million Dollar Man… “We can rebuild him, make him better than he was before… better, stronger, faster.” She didn’t even crack a smile. I guess I’ll have to work on my material before I see her again in two weeks.